Someone is missing a snake in county Armagh.
Police in Portadown are looking to trace the owner of a snake…yes, a snake, which has been found in the Portmor area of the town.
The three-and-a-half foot corn snake was discovered slithering about on Sunday afternoon.
An officer for PSNI Craigavon said: “Sorry…the caller has come across WHAT now?!
“If everyone would like to panic in an orderly manner…
“Once that’s done, if you can do a head count of your snake collection, or tag anyone you know who may be a snake owner in the Portmore Street area of Portadown.
“It was found yesterday afternoon. Some bai who knows what he’s talking about thinks it may be a Corn Snake variant.
“According to tinterweb, this is a very good thing: non venomous and they take out rodents.
“If this is yours, it’s being looked after by aforementioned knowledgable man. Phone us on 101, reference number 938 of 23/07/17. We’d be happy to reunite you.